The Theory

Okay, so before I write out The Theory column, Imust advise you or warn you that this ain't a real theory. You see, me and my friends have this issue over life in general, where we pretty much hate it. Yeah, were real downers at times, but if you had lives like us you would understand too. But hey at least we have each other. Anywho, I'm starting to ramble here. So The Theory is a theory (obviously) that pretty much I made up. So yeah, I own it. If you wanna be part of my crew, you must follow The Theory, and treat it with respect. Yes, I'm crazy, everybody knows that. Like I said, it's not an actual theory, it's just....something to cheer you up a bit and help you through some struggles in life. So read...and remember, behave!

THE THEORY

1.) Treat everyday like you would to a party.
2.) Act miserable and bitchy all day to your folks; after supper be all nice and friendly to them and offer to help them out even though their going to bed.
3.) Carry extra alcohol around with you just in case you dehydrate.
4.) Don't forget to share your drugs with your buds.
5.) Never call your close friends your BFF'S. You must call them your best buds.
6.)Must not be embarrassed to make a damn fool out of yourself.
7.)Only use sexual referances when talking to your nemesis. It creeps them out, trust me.
8.)If your invited to a party where the host is a major Barbie Doll, that's the sign where you don't just attend the party, you trash it.
9.)If some one asks what's your favorite song...say "I Wanna Fuck You" by Akon.
10.)When bored during class time, start catching dust or flies.
11.)Eat cookies. Thier healthier than your average salad.
12.)If your folks tell you to take out the trash, take a deep breath and throw a huge major hissy fit at your folks. Eventually they will make your sibling do the job.
13.)If you borrow a pencil/pen from somebody, pretend to give it oral that way the recipitant won't want it back. Now you got a new pencil.
14.)Walk around the hallways at school chewing on plastic knives. That's the latest fad.
15.) Scream the song "Crazy Bitch" in your local mall, and sing it especially louder when the old granny's are nearby.
16.)If you go to a store, and they currently are out of skittles, once again, throw a hissy fit demanding them to give you the hugest bag of skittles ever. Kind? Triple sour of course. Cause everybody knows that they don't make those....yet.
17.)When asked what's your favorite band, calmly reply back...."Fuck You" yes it's a real band.
18.)At dinner time, kindly serve your parents water in their water glasses, and while their not looking, poor Vodka in yours. They will never know.
19.)Find a name that really amuses you and threaten your parents to switch your given name to the one you chose.
20.)Act like a spoiled brat to your parents while in the store. And if possible, cause a scene.
21.)When all the preps walk into class in the morning, break out into the song Barbie Girl.
22.) When saying goodbye to a best bud, simply say XOXO Gossip Girl. I have no idea why, but I find that saying very catchy. Or if you utterly despise that show, simply say your new name afterwards.

All these rules that I listed in The Theory, are things that I have actually done. To answer some questions, Vodka is my absolut favorite drink ever. I only drink it straight, and luckily for me, I am a hard drinker. I also love Tequila and JD. Second of all, I love skittles. Third of all, I have an strange obsession with the song Crazy Bitch. Lastly of all, The Theory is a growing theory. There will be times where I add more stuff to it, and don't worry, I will post it up.

XOXO Charlotte.

Haha, Blonde Moment

I just realized that I forgot to mention my name in my last post. So readers, my actual name is Christina, but considering the fact of how I hate my name so dearly much, I tend to go by Charlotte a lot by my friends. Later on you will read more on about my other nick names. Night girls and boys......

xoxo SavingCharlotte

Tempting Boredom

Wa-hey there folks! Truth be told, I am not one to be blogging about random shinnagans about me, but then like always I got bored and couldn't resist to give it a try. Yup, that's typical me for you. In fact, the body and soul that I live in only comes in three mannerisms and behaviours. Lazy, Bored and being very Tempted. Two of them require high tolerance level....you guessed it, when I am either bored or very tempted to do something. Those two behavior levels of mine, I can usually create havoc in a small place without giving any warning. Honestly I can't help it, the word trouble just fins me. And then you have me when I get lazy which is quite often. Basically means that I will just sit my toosh down and watch you do all the work. And if somebody tells me to get something which might be thirty inches away from my nose, I will be just too damn lazy to get it.

As you can tell most likely unless your too dense to realize it, I am most defiantly not one of your typical friend. I have my theory's on life (most of them being unreligious like) and I have my own ideas of how to live my life. From the day I left my mother's womb, I was never the type to do exactly what people would want me to do. I oftened refused to go to Sunday School unlike the other goody two shoe children. I hang with friends and go to late night concerts without getting my parent's permission first. I drink (yeah I know, that's very bad for me) hard liquor behind my folk's backs. But luckily for them, I don't smoke or do drugs. I wear tons of black eye liner, black mascara and black eyeshadow for my make up, much to the disgrace of my parents. I am your traditional Emo. I cut by choice, not by habit. I listen to dark and depressing songs, and write my own lyrics on life, to the disgrace of my parents. Hopefully, you can tell by now that I am a proud rebel and I won't go out of my way to please anybody. I will always be me, whether you like it or not. Hate me, then don't bother me. Love me, then hug me. I love hugs.

I just turned 17 years old, and am getting ready to enter grade 12. Never in my life have I been so anxious to get back to school. I mean, sure before I used to be sort of excited to go back, but that was only to see my girls and boys. Talking about them, one thing that you must know about me, is that I always put my friends first. They are defiantly the one thing that I cherish in ym life. Without them, I'm not too sure if I would be here today. We've known each other since we were kids, and we know each other's full life story...without our parents knowing. And hell, we know way more stuff about each other than our parents realize. Were like borthers and sisters, just without the DNA.

Now going back to school, once again, I will admit that I am stoked about going back. After all, what's not to be stoked about going back to school for the last year in your life? Actually no, it's the other way around. I'm not stoked about going back to school, I'm just stoked about what's waiting for me on the other side. Hopefully after I graduate (maybe?) I will continue on pushing my dream of song writing and publish them to the bands I idolize. In the meantime, I wouldn't mind taking up the career of fashion designing. Strangely enough, I used to never be involved with fashion or anything, but after living in a small town with way too many Plastic Girls and Prepalized Boys, you kind of wonder where this world has gone too. So after dying for a while in a cloud of perfume, I decided to take out my art pencil and begin sketching my own personal ideas of clothes that I wouldn't mind seeing people wear more often (ie. Skinny Jeans, Band Tee's, Converse, Fedora's....you name it). And if I can't get into fashion designing for some apparent sad reason, then I will try my hand at either acting or singing.

Oh and if your starting to figure out that half of my occupations that I want to go into would be mainly under the flashing of camera's, it's not because I desperately want to become famous, it's because I just simply want to make a difference in this world. I am not the type to hoard all kinds of attention toward me, instead I usually hide myself in my room, listening to music and just being me. Defiantly not the type of person you would see running down the red carpet. And besides, I can't help it that the occupations I want to go into are under the impression of being famous. It's just the type of things that interest me. Got a problem with that then fuck off. And yes, I do swear a lot. I will just try for once to not swear to much on my blog just to save my skinny white ass being kicked off. And if I do scare you with my swearing, then sorry...but this blog ain't the blog for you to read. Anywho, the only swear words that I use frequently are: (ahem, sorry blogger founder) fuck, bitch, and hell. Sure I use the other ones a lot too, but I use those the most, in order, meaning I use the F word a lot...half of the time in it's verb form, if you catch my drift. Talking about that, I will sadly admit that I have one hell of a dirty mind. I don't mean to think dirty, but I can't help it. I just twist what people say to me all the way around to make it into something nasty. Example? I can't think straight now whenever someone says Cherry Tomato, just because of that one day where my mom had no idea of what she just said. I'm pretty sure she thought she meant it innocently, but I meant it the naughty way. Anywho, what happened was she made me and my family a salad for dinner, and she added all these cherry tomatoes from her garden into our salads. Taking one, she put it whole in her mouth and well ya know ate it. After she swallowed it, she gasped and said "Oh my, you could just pop these cherry tomatoes in your mouth!" And there you go ladies and gentleman. I hope y'all know what I mean know when I have a sick and twisted mind=)

So before I bore you guys any longer, I will let you go. And to be truthful once again, I completely suck at these About Blurbs. I mean, what is there to know about somebody? Just effing call them up and ask to hang out with them. It's always better to know somebody by hanging out with them instead of just reading their blogs, friend requesting them on facebook, and myspace, or following their current tweets (what a stupid name) on twitter. Even though I have all of those. Once again, before I get off track here, hope you all have a safe night and don't forget to share your drugs with your friendsXD (wow love you cody for that!)

Song Of The Day: Blue by The Birthday Massacre

Quote Of The Day: People who know me well say I'm generally a happy person to be around with, but what they don't know is that I am a damn good actress too.

xoxo SavingCharlotte